The Bittersweet Paradox

You want me to trust a random unidentified email sent to my account?...no problem.
You want my debit card number?...you got it.
The security code and expiration date?...my pleasure.
The pin number to go along with them?...you can have that too.

Anything else for you today?

But, foul perpetrator of ignoble deeds, know this. I have no idea who you are, and have no way of finding out. I have reported your shady email to PayPal. Who's probably doing nothing. I cancelled my debit card, but you probably have dozens of other schmucks who fell for your little scam just as hard as I did, only without realizing it and cancelling theirs. I would bite my thumb in your general direction, if I had any idea what that direction were.

Bet you're shaking in your pile of illegally obtained credit card numbers.

By the way, that method of theivery is called 'phishing' in case you didn't know. I thought maybe you would like to rant someday about the 'Evil Domain of Phishermen" or something... :-)

you know for all the work it takes to come up with a scam you think you could get a real job.